WAS

MY MOMMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 14
THAT I WOULD DIE AT THE HANDS OF A SCORNED WOMAN
OR HER HUSBAND...
I WAS TRYING GIRLS OUT THO.
I MEAN COME ON
IF YOU GROWN AND I GOT YOU AT 14
YOUR STILL A GIRL...
LEAVING WITH A FUNNY. THIS ONE MADE ME BUST OUT
LAUGHING WHEN IT CAME TO ME..
I'M 14,
ME AND MY MOM ARE AT A SUPERMARKET
MEAT DEPT.
SHE ASKED ME TO TELL HER WHAT A COUSIN OF MINE SAID
WHEN I SAW HIM
AND THE BUTCHER UPON HEARING MY VOICE
STAMMERS OUT ONE JUMBLED DECLARATION
"YOURFUCKINGMYWIFE!"
LOL LMAO
HE HEARD MY VOICE CUZ HE LISTENS TO HIS WIFE'S VOICEMAILS
I MET HER IN THAT MARKET TOO
LMBAO
THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER...
LOTTA HORNY OLDER CHICS IN SUPERMARKETS ON A COMPLETELY DIF. POINT